Yes Paborn. Me too now. Haha.
Yes Paborn. Me too now. Haha.
Congratulations on making the effort Paborn, but, as another contributor correctly pointed out, once a joke has to be explained it ceases to be funny.
Maybe I'll try sending you a glossary of terms, BEFORE the joke next time
Meanwhile I can put your mind at rest - this is my own explnation, not from the internet:
A Scottish "Bridie" is a savoury meat pasty with a flaky pastry "case". The "meat" is traditionally mutton and onion - no vegetable. The most famous incarnation of it is from the town of Forfar. It is basically (almost) flat and semi-circular in shape.
A Cornish pasty on the other hand is a non-flaky savoury pasty containing meat and assorted vegetable such as potato. It's almost torpedo shaped and crimped closed at the top
Of course there will be variations of each, but essentially those are the differences as I've experienced them
Yes, I got all that from google, just shortened it. Oddly, I still don't get the joke. But, there is a lot of fun in trying!
poshglasgow (July 6th, 2018), scottish-guy (July 6th, 2018)
Thank you! That's what I was missing - it's a Christian name as well; I had no idea.
Excuse me - I can here specifically looking and expecting to find detailed information on BOOBS and now I'm reading posts about jokes and bloody cornish pasties !!!
My god the moderation on this site is getting SO lax !!! :-)))
he he
paborn (July 6th, 2018)
Isn't calling first names "Christian Names" somewhat politically incorrect, especially as most of the boys whose company we keep are, at least nominally, Buddhist or Moslem? A Scot of course is most likely Calvinist, which doesn't really count as Christian in my book
StevieWonders (July 6th, 2018)
You know Smiles, some people would regard it as a good thing that 3 or 4 of us on this board feel sufficiently at home and relaxed with each other that we can play ping pong with some (pretty bad) jokes - which nobody else is forced to read or comment on (especially within a thread which had no serious content in the first place).
Only on a Gay message board populated by miserable old scrotes would that be regarded as a 'bad thing'
May I ask what level of academic discourse you expected when you visited a thread entitled "At my age I can only offer boobs", and how disappointed were you on a scale of 1-10 that you did not find it?
christianpfc (July 7th, 2018)