Sort of related (babies are involved):
Two women, one middle class, one working class, are in adjoining beds in a maternity ward, recovering after giving birth. The middle class one is saying, ‘When I had my first child, my husband gave me a diamond ring.’ ‘Ooh, that's nice,' says the working class one. 'Yes,' continues the mc one, 'and this time he has promised to take me on a Caribbean cruise.' 'Ooh, that's nice,' says the wc one. 'And what about you,' says the mc one, 'does your husband treat you after you've given birth?' 'Well actually 'e does,' says the wc one, 'After me first 'e paid for me to 'ave elocution lessons.' 'Really?' says the mc one rather disdainfully, 'and do you think they did you any good?' 'I think so,' says the wc one. 'I used to say 'Fuck you' but now I say 'Ooh, that's nice'.'
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