The closest i got was in Cambodia, where once, after hiring a motorcycle driver, he promptly offered me girls and drugs.

He was really pushing for me to agree to a diversion to a place he knew where there was "sexy girls".

To shut him up about the girls (and to encourage him to bring me directly back to my hotel) I said "No like girls, I like boys".

It didnt knock a feather off him, he just said "I go with you so, I fuck you" and spent the rest of the journey shoving my hand down on his crotch.

Unfortunately for this budding romance story, he wasnt my type...