Good one..but also a disturbing mind image.
I had a couple of drinks with Neal when he owned that bar off boyztown - happy boys? I do not remember the name.
He definitely liked to talk about himself and his perceived achievements. He reminded me of quite a few people I have known...basically self absorbed..self centered, and the worst trait of all..humorless. He did not have the ability to see his own ridiculousness (we are all ridiculous...it is the human condition).
One reason I do love visiting Thailand is at least on the surface..many of the Thai boys have the ability to laugh at themselves..and others without being malicious.