whats to do [daytime in Pattaya]

[poshglasgow]

I'm prepared to confirm I once owned a pair of purple corduroy flares, together with a pair of black platform boots ("Frankenstein Boots" as my increasingly worried parents called them)

I blame it on puberty

The last pair of purple flares I had created mayhem when I set them off on the terraces at Ibrox, before I made way quickly back to the Celtic end of the stadium! Eh, I jest, of course.