When your partner leaves...

[cdnmatt]

Anyway, back on topic. One good thing about your partner leaving for a while is the constant chaos stops. The calm is quite nice, although I'd prefer the chaos to be honest.

And since this thread is already derailed, alzheimers isn't life threatening, is it? It's just a degenerative brain disease that makes you senile and forgetful, right? That's fine, she can come live with us, help take care of the kids, tend to her garden, watch some Thai soaps, etc.

Maybe we'll microchip her. "Kids! Your grandma isn't back yet, so she's probably lost again. Can you login, and get her GPS coordinates, so we can pick her up?", haha. Sorry, cruel joke.