Ronan, I have lots of questions to ask about colmx's stamina, and where the fuck he gets his energy from. And of course, being 3 Irishmen abroad, we'll complain about the Guinness, and not a sign of Bacon & Cabbage for Sunday dinner. No, the rest of you, it's not Sunday lunch.

And since we're meeting in a popular Boyztown venue, there might be a young man of indeterminate means to talk about. There'll inevitably be the fight about how many pints of Guinness and whisky chasers, not to mention the Pina Coladas, each of us actually had. Then we'll head off for a burger and chips.

When you put it like that you think, why the fuck am I lashing out 2 grand? I can do it here for under €100, and sleep in my own bed. Have I depressed you yet?