Ooooh, I've come over all queasy!

I tried calling the hospital at 8.30 this morning (appointment was for 9.30) but office staff don't start till 9. Takes me a half hour to walk so I said fuck it, I can't be arsed. What if it was just some secretary sending a text to the wrong number? 2 hours out of my life, when I have so many more important things to do with my time, like hanging around with you lot. If I'd been in discomfort or in pain, I would have made the effort. But since I'm not - why bother?