What was the best go-go bar in Bangkok?

[scottish-guy]

I can't go back that far - but I always liked Screw Boy (before it closed, moved across the road to Fresh Boys I think - and then re-opened)

The boss at that time - who I knew as Porn - knew "my type" and whenever I arrived, if he did not have a boy on the staff to fit the bill would be sure to have one the next night. He also gave me gifts and the occasional free drink. Of course I was spending a lot of cash (maybe 3 bottles of JWBL a night in those days) - but the point is I've spent that in lots of other places and not got so much as a "hello" from the boss so I appreciated it.

I have 2 stories from those days:

1. As is still the case I believe, the Water supply in Silom is not 100% reliable and one evening I went into Screw Boy and the water went off at one point. They had a DJ at that time (from Dundee of all places) and he made the following completely serious announcement:

"The water has gone off and the toilets cannot be flushed - so if anybody needs a pee it's fine but if you need a shit please come to the bar and ask for a carrier bag"! Over the years I've tried to visualise (haven't practiced I assure you) on how you could actually hold a carrier bag open and shit in it at the same time but to date I still can't figure it out

2. Was in Screw Boy one night and Porn was doing his owner stuff when his wife walked in and started battering him with hands and fists and anything else she could find. It was better fun than any cabaret