Opening night new bar in Jomtien. Cocky2

[francois]

Many, many boyz in Jomtien Complex who outnumber the geezers.That's be honest, no geezers, no boyz!!!

[scottish-guy]

Lego: So what kind of clientele are you hoping for in a gay bar in gay Jomtien? Oscar nominees, educated highbrow chaps from the worlds of media and politics, Nobel laureates discussing the Higgs Bosun. Do tell us.

Your response stirred a recollection in my mind Arsenal - and set me thinking that perhaps Lego had the same dissatisfaction with his hotel room, and confronted the manager:

Lego: "When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that."
Manager: "But that is Pattaya, Sir."
Lego: "Well it's not good enough."
Manager: "Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Pattaya hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain..."
Lego: "Don't be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea."
Manager: "You can see the sea! It's over there between the land and the sky!"
Lego: "I'd need a telescope to see that."
Manager: "Well might I suggest you move to a hotel closer to the sea. Or preferably in it."

[arsenal]

Absolutely priceless Scottish. And indeed the question must be asked: if the Oscar noms, media chaps and laureates were there...would they want to speak to Lego?

[frequentfliers]

I wish them well.Its not easy to open a new bar,especially when there are so many bars in that area.

[Yraen]

Higgs Bosun ... which ship is he on?

" Hi, I'm a Higgs-Boson and the Universe was my idea. "

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