How to Annoy your Thai Boyfriend?

[bruce_nyc]

I know THAT's true..... lol

I don't have to begin getting ready until I see that he's almost finished getting ready... ( i.e. he's already changed outfits at least two times ) :8(

[cameroncat]

- When he asks "Do you Love Me?" Hesitate for about 5 seconds before answering

- criticize his driving

[psd1315]

When your in the middle of doing the boom boom deed, open all the curtains, turn up all the lights, tell him you want the world to know how happy you are sharing this moment. Oulalaaaaa! :blob3:

[Beachlover]

Curtains do make a difference.

I prefer to make love waking up in the morning more than at night before going to sleep...

With one of my ex-BFs who is Thai... What I found was if we were sleeping at MY place, we could do it before sleeping and after waking up in the morning as well. Both were no problem. But if we were sleeping at HIS place, we would do it at night but he never wanted to do it in the morning, even if he seemed horny.

Eventually I worked out he simply can't have sex when it's bright or even semi-light, where as for me, I don't mind having sex when it's bright (though dark and dim is more romantic).

The solution? Install some decent black out blinds (not the semi-transparent ones he had) in his apartment. All of a sudden, morning sex is back on the table at his place!

The other thing I've found gets Thai guys going (more so than other nationalities, in my experience) is a Jacuzzi... though I'm not sure why.

[Rush, Yet Again]

But we all know that imaginary boyfriends disappear in the light of the day Beach, just like the scary monsters hiding under the bed.

[goji]

Then I stumbled back into the bedroom and placed a 1,000 baht tip on the bedstand next to where my boyfriend of about 7 years was attempting to sleep and told him he had to leave before my boyfriend came home.

Excellent......

[Mancs]

..to ask him.. if he is talking to you, and wake you up in the middle of the night, and you have to take your earplugs out, while his is looking at a soap or some loud music channels, ...are you on yaba?

To fight about the remote control.

When you are asked if you can loan him 10000 baht, immediately say no, not possible, because you have already decided to give him a gift of 5000 baht.

oh well, maybe not especially boyfriend related.

I think most of the Thai men I've known would regard a 5000 baht gift as a very good start and look to improve on the offer shortly. Techniques I've been faced with include:
-his musing on going to work in a go go bar
-his mother needs 10,000 baht to plant rice
-do I know what 'small money' he earns in his job (this is true if it's 300 baht a day minimum wage and may well get me reaching for my wallet)
-he needs x rays for a hurt arm but can't afford it

[christianpfc]

I don't understand why anyone would deliberately annoy his boyfriend (or any other person).

But I once read in a journal "How to impress your hi-so friends" and "How to annoy your hi-so friends".

"Wai every soi dog, child and beggar" stayed in my mind.

[Mancs]

I did mean it ironically. If we know what annoys them we may know what makes them happy. I have certainly made my share of mistakes in annoying them.

[Alex303]

In my case its an odd one bloody 'Listerine'... I normally like to use the stuff after brushing my teeth morning / evening, most Thai boys seemed to like it (previous BF loved it). Then one evening after showering, teeth brushed & all ready for action...all of a sudden 'G' (BF) says to me 'what have you been eating' as we're lying on the bed together...he's sniffing the air disdainfully, so i'm thinking WTF...head rapidly back to the bathroom...cue yet more intense brushing of teeth & another does of Listerine. Return to the bed and almost howls of utter protest from 'G'...to which I then say I give up!!!

Then the penny drops so I head back to the bathroom grab the Listerine bottle, bring it to him & ask him to sniff, as soon as his little nose wrinkled up I knew...sling the Listerine in the damn bin and yet more fucking brushing of teeth to now loose the Listerine smell.

The things we do for love!!!