Great story Neal. I can just see them trying to "sneak" little you across the rickety bridge.
But we seriously need to get you a camera so you can share the sights (especially the gorgeous Khmer guys.)
I need to make another visit to Cambodia. I thought the people all looked beautiful there. I once had a waiter that was so handsome, I asked the owner if the guy could just sit at the table with me so he could "practice his English" and he did. He was such a sweetheart of a guy.