Is it just me or do others also find the TV programme "Queer eye...blah blah blah" cringe making. For those that dont get it, its about a team of American gays who go around and "tastefully" reorganise (straight gay lover) peoples lives, last week they did Kevin Bacon's impoverished brother,while Kevin looked on bemusedly and introduced us to his horrible little family values rock group. Yes this was a good one, for obvious voyeur value. But mostly they do run of the mill middle American men.

The team consists of a beauty queen an interior tart a fashion slut and a foodie,and a few others I cant remember, who are just camp, and all are, you guessed it gay. Ok maybe I made it sound more interesting than its is.