The Perfect Boy Bar

[Dodger]

I understand that the Perfect Boy Bar to me would not be considered the perfect bar by everyone else’s standards for the simple reason that we don’t all like the same things.

Based on two decades of hands-on experience (meant literally) on the gay scenes in Pattaya I estimate that close to half of the punters prefer the same types of boys that I like which are the twink-type boys, e.g., slim, cute, hairless, feminine, etc., versus the more masculine str8 boy-next-door types which are most popular with the other half. Understanding of course that many punters play on both fields.

The perfect bar to me would only focus on serving and satisfying twink-lovers (where guys are dolls), as I believe that bars that try to satisfy everyone by having a mix of different boy types often fall short of maintaining a regular repeat customer base and risk becoming a bit watered-down. Unless a bar is a huge operation (double-wide) and can staff 30-50 boys (like the old KAOS, or Wild Wild West), I think it’s best to just develop a niche market and not try to please everyone.

The perfect bar would only staff HOT cute slim fem boys who wore short-shorts while working which exposed their butt cheeks. Everyone loves cheeks and the fem boys love showing them! The bar would be dimly lit offering plenty of privacy…soft music to create an intimate mood…a small stage for showing off those cheeks…a few short-time rooms on the upper level…and last-but-not-least a skilled ladyboy mamasan to run the operation.

The number one failure mode of every bar I’ve seen open in Pattaya is if they overlook the importance of the “Mamasan”. Farang who attempt to run the business themselves without the support of a skilled (seasoned) Mamasan most often end up losing their investments and closing shop. If you look at Jomtien Complex now four of the bars which opened during the surge after Covid are now either closing or changing ownership due to lack of business, and ironically all four are (or were) owned/operated by farang, e.g., Dorothy’s Showbar, Double Shot, Divarium and BC bar.

I know this is going to sound a bit brutal, but the overwhelming majority of Farang have absolutely no idea how to recruit boys (even if they think they can), let alone recruit the right type of boys, and have even less experience training them, managing them, and keeping them happy so they remain employed. Every successful boy bar that I’ve seen has a skilled ladyboy mamasan standing back in the shadows making sure everyone is happy. They also serve as the front-line of communications with the local BIB for the reasons we all know. The BIB want to deal with Thais – not farang.

Simple recipe really: Only super-cute, slim, hairless, fem boys with their butt cheeks exposed and a good mamasan.

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