Steviewonders wrote. (on another thread.
"Are you perchance auditioning for the role of Dame in this year’s Forum Christmas pantomime?"

Some roles have an embarrassment of riches while others will struggle to be filled.

I think Latin is a shoe in for the Pantomime Dame. His comedy musings about his sexual prowess always gets the audience cheering and booing.

Pattaya is clearly Never Never Land and I'm auditioning for Peter Pan.