I've always thought a good title for a Harry Potter book would be "Harry Potter & the off-duty rent boy". However I now see there's an opportunity for a literary community such as ours to help JK Rowling out. She's on the record as saying, about the same-sex relationship between Dumbledore and Grindelwald, "I'm less interested in the sexual side - though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship ... ". Evidently she needs a helping hand (job)

Some short stories I have in mind:
  • Dumbledore and Grindelwald's open marriage
  • Grindelwald's "daddy" obsession
  • Much felching at Hogwarts

And of course "Dumbledore and Grindelwald go to Pattaya"