I am visiting Denmark in a couple of months time (to see the Royal Danish Ballet, since you ask). The country has the reputation of a squeaky-clean type of place, but, being something of a philanthropist as well as a balletomane, I wonder if there are any bars where I might meet a young man in need of some financial assistance? He doesn't need to be Nordic - indeed, the usual Balkan types found in many bars throughout western Europe will be equally welcome to apply for a grant and take an entrance exam.