Quote Originally Posted by arsenal View Post
I agree with almost everything DD wrote.
Except.
"Do you really not know straight guys generally do not suck dick,"

That's not true. But you must explain what you want and how much you'll pay.
True!

But coming back to straight guys main speciality - treating us like a lady should be treated!
This is no small feat, imagine a white, wobbly 76 year old on his belly, wrinkled, yet somehow fat blob of ass in the air, shiny from freshly applied lubricant.

That sight would make anyone sick. That sight could turn me straight, no joke! But these guys soldier on like champions, do not complain, somehow manage to get hard, AND maintain the hard throughout the ordeal. That deserves some kind of medal.
Olympians get medals, but if you really think about it, what do they really do? Run. Jump. Please! Anybody can do that, so what if they run little bit faster, or jump further. Give these Olympians a 70 year old lardy ass, and then let's see how tough they are!