This thread reminds of a Thai guesthouse I was staying at about four years ago. The place was tranquil but the walls were thin.

In the room next to mine was a guy who could best be described as a fit fifty - not sure of his nationality - we didn't speak much. He had in tow a little cutie who was probably only just legal.

I would hear them talking - then the sound of them manoeuvring on the bed - and then the rhythmic creaks and loud groans, from both of them..

They probably heard my antics as well, but I don't think I've ever been that noisy.. - and then there they were at breakfast the following morning, looking so very ordinary..