The Matt update

[cdnmatt]

"If you don't mind, full legal name, bith date..."

Whats my bith date? You need to get a better blind mans app!!

Really?

I'm blind, sometimes I make typos.

Same as sometimes I have accidents like spilling a large cup of hot coffee on my passport, requiring me to get a new one.

Hate when that happens...

Ok, let's see what the police say today. It's not like I have anything to lose.