Probably a long wait depending on which country's jail you will soon be incarcerated in ... Thailand, Laos or Canada. (Probably more we don't know of).
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-- Tim Horton chocolate dip donuts.
-- Canadian redneck sports bars at 10pm during the hockey playoffs. Priceless.
-- Curling on TV.
-- Polite drivers ( most of the time).
-- Politeness ANYWHERE! In Canada the guy who gets knocked to the sidewalk says "sorry" to the dude who kicked him down.
-- Anyone from Newfoundland who speaks "Viking".
-- The Okanagan at 23C in late September. Shimmering.
-- Laughing out loud at anything Trump -- to the south -- does or says. We always end that with "What a fucking moron he is". Then (rightly so) we feel superior.
-- Rick Mercer.
-- Stanley Park, Vancouver.
(There's more.)