How weird is this>

[FarangRuMak]

Why don't you get him to Calais, call him juvenile and you'll have a queue of middle-aged divorcees willing to take him in for mothering and no questions will be asked.
It's a big thing in Sweden now. The females hit the wall SJWs have been showing a distinct preference for the young male migrants while ignoring the women and children.
Your problem will be tearing him away from all that Apple pie and furtive nookie.