Goooooooooooooooooooood Mooooooooooooooooooorning SGT.

[arsenal]

Good morning my wizened beauties. Here is this morning's news.
MFAS graced us with a rare appearance to tell us about some cold meatloaf and used his post to launch an attack on one of his Sunenemies. Self proclaimed millionaire ($Aus so not really) Bogsville Mick woke up drunk and admitted even the OAPs of Sunee can outrun him. NIrish and Gerefan had a right moan about the app Hornet with Gerefan threatening to boycott this free software. In an unprecedented outbreak of usefulness Minimee offered a simple common sense solution to the problem. Latin hauled himself onto the moral high ground to berate Gerefan for his gogo bar conduct and lack of cultural sensitivity. Whitemouse admitted he was unable to find a nightclub and therefore deny members the report they deserve. And Joe552, fresh from the demise of his 'long lost friend' story moved on to a new tale about life in 1980s Sunderland/Newcastle via Israel where he fathered a daughter with a lesbian.
Those are today's headlines.
Happy whoring folks.