Two boyfriends ?

[fountainhall]

Hmm, it seems you have not understood my OP at all. The fuck has zero to do with it.

And you misunderstand mine! The "fucks/thank you and goodbye" refer to the time you next meet up.

I am posting this not necessarily to get advice, even though that is appreciated. I am just posting this to see what (if any) reactions I get from generally much older persons.

Well, you have made a pretty good job of trashing the advice/reactions you have received! Still, troll or no, it has made for a good read.