Grand Ayatollah Ali Sistani
Fatwa 2648
It is unworthy to drink too much water, to drink water after eating fatty food, and to drink water while standing during the night

Fatwa 2479
A man cannot marry a girl who has been suckled fully by his mother or paternal grandmother

Grand Ayatollah Wily Gaybutton
Fatwa 2496
A poster may not turn My Message Board into a gripe session as to who said what to whom and how. Words mean what I say they mean, and no discussion will be entered into