For anyone *not* living in Bangkok or Pattaya, or just not into this sort of thing.... I *know* this is going to sound *sooooo* spoiled.... and I know I truly am.... But....

I like sex in the morning sometimes.

Why is it that the massage shops are all open from like 2pm - 10pm.... and the go go bars pick up where they leave off, being open 9pm - 1am..... But... Why are there so few ( I think only 2 !? ) places open 24 hours...?

There's that whole window, from 1am until 2pm.... where there's a real lack of options.