You begin to enjoy Thai TV programs.

You look four ways before crossing a one way street.

You put salt and chilli on your fruit

A Thai cop stops you for a minor infraction and you automatically reach for your wallet.

You think that a Honda Civic is a prestigious car.

All your tee-shirts are emblazoned with the name of some bar.

You think a polo shirt and jeans are formal attire.

You arenтАЩt upset when the bar boy next to you eats beetles as a snack.

Later the same night, you actually kiss the bar boy who earlier dined on the beetles.

You wake up in the morning and realize that you have nowhere to go and all day to get there.

You think white wine goes well with Som Tam.

You understand when your Thai boy friend says, тАШMy friend youтАЩ or тАШSame, same, but different.тАЩ

A Thai bar boy youтАЩve just met tells you that his mother is deathly ill and you just laugh and walk away.

You consider you mobile phone a fashion accessory.

You start driving cars barefoot

You become an expert on buying and selling gold jewellery

Dogs become animals you'd rather kick than pet.

When driving a car you'll start using every free inch of the road.

You flash your 4 indicator lights when driving straight on at an intersection.

You only go to bars with balloons strung outside.

You realize that all the important words in Thai begin with the letter тАШSтАЩ. Sanuk (Fun), Saduak (convenient), Sabai (comfortable), Suay pretty).

You believe that buying a gold chain is an acceptable form of foreplay.

You think a calendar more useful than a watch.

You go to a Thai Boxing match and a soccer game breaks out.

You stand in the shadow of a telephone pole while waiting for a bus.

Indian tailors ignore you when you walk past their shop.

When you call and tell your parents about your sick buffalo

When you see a falang and yell "Falang!"

Taxi drivers understand you.

Not only does it not bother you a lady is cleaning the urinal next to the one you are using, but that you also start to have a casual chat with her.

You think blondes look exotic

You read the subtitles at the movies rather than listen to the English

You find that everything you own is counterfeit.

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