This is my first attempt at keeping a record of my travels. I have read others trip reports and always enjoyed them, so I thought I would give it a shot myself.
Day One
I arrive in BKK at 12:30am. I had read many suggestions on setting up a pre-arranged taxi to Pattaya, so I contacted Nam of NamтАЩs Taxi Service and scheduled a driver to pick me up and take me away to Pattaya. My driver was waiting for me at the designated meeting point with a complimentary bottle of water and warm greeting. Her name was Ann and she was very friendly, although she did not have the best English skills. The few times we attempted to talk, we both ended up kind of looking at each other quizzically while trying to figure out what the other meant. Either way, she was very nice and I enjoyed her as a driver. One question thoughтАжwhile driving to Pattaya I told Ann she could turn on the radio to listen to some music instead of the dead silence in the car. Ann turned on the radio but there were no radio stations? She would hit the seek button and no stations would come upтАж Do radio stations just stop broadcasting after a certain time of night in Thailand?
We arrive at Le Caf├й Royale around 2:30am. Another warm greeting and I am on my way to my room. I had booked a room for a few nights through Agoda with the plan of seeking out other hotels once in town to find a comfortable place. I had picked Le Caf├й Royale as it is in the heart of Boyztown. I wanted to make sure I was close to the nightlife and would not spend a lot of time worrying and wandering around Pattaya trying to find my way around. Once I got to my room, I immediately knew I had sacrificed comfort for proximity. The window is broken, does not close properly. In addition, the room looks worn and the bed is like sleeping on bricks. IтАЩm not sure if firm beds are the rage in Asia, but I am a fan of soft, cushiony, wanting to feel like IтАЩm sleeping on a giant pillow type beds. After being up and travelling for over 30 hours, I was not happy to sleep in the bed. Resigned to accept the fact that I would be staying here until my Agoda reservation was up, I attempted to get some sleep with plans of going out that evening to the Go-GoтАЩs.
I end up sleeping in 3 тАУ 4 hour shifts, waking to adjust my position as my body is not used to such a firm bed. I am so tired and the sleep is not very fulfilling, so I end up sleeping until 6:30pm. When I get up, I shower and dress to get some dinner. I decide to go to Le Caf├й Royale (surprise, surprise!) for dinner and am greeted by a very nice waiter IтАЩll call K. K is happy to get my meal and even happier to suggest he тАЬtake careтАЭ of me during my trip in Pattaya. K is not my type as I enjoy manly men type with muscles. K and I have a conversation back and forth; seeing an opportunity, I ask K if he would like to тАЬtake careтАЭ of me by showing me around the Go-GoтАЩs and finding me a тАЬboyfriendтАЭ. K is happy to come along and has dinner with me while we wait to start our trip.
The first Go-Go we go to is Funnyboys. It is smaller than I expected and really intimidating. I am the only one in there! All the boys are on stage, looking at me, and K is helpfully pointing out guys he thinks I would like. I let K know that even though I may want a manly man, I also want a bottom. I end up calling over a boy from the stage who is very cute, his name is A. A is cute, but I quickly realize I forgot to tell K I wanted one more important thing тАУ someone who can speak English. A apologizes and says he is still studying English. A and I share a drink and we all three talk, with K as a translator. It is fun and after about an hour I tell K I am ready to go. I tip A a few baht and we head out to the next Go-Go.
K tells me we should go by Boyz Boyz Boyz as they have the men I like, he says this while making exaggerated bicep muscle gestures. I laugh and agree, I do like that! Boyz Boyz Boyz is much more comfortable; it is a bigger venue with more customers and more boys. Immediately I see 4 or 5 guys that I would love to spend the night with, one in particular has a very cute smile and although he is not muscular, he is very cute. The guys rotate through the stage and I keep watching. Eventually, I get up to take a piss and on my way back to my seat, run right into the boy I was admiring on stage. I tell him he has a cute smile and I would like to sit with him. His name is T. T and I go to sit down. T starts to get the idea that K is there for a threesome. I laugh; тАЬNo, I do not want a threesome, K is my friend!тАЭ We have a few drinks and get ready for the big show.
After a while, the big cock show begins, and it is an experience. I donтАЩt particularly find it erotic as much as painful looking. Why bang your cock against poles and drums? Why pour wax on your tongue and body? I just didnтАЩt get it, but it was definitely something to see. After the show, K suggests we go dancing at NAB. I am up for it!
We hire a Baht Bus to take us directly to NAB. It is loud and COLD. Actually both Go-GoтАЩs were very cold too. We have a few drinks and K and T sit on the couch and dance occasionally. I cuddle with T and enjoy the atmosphere. At about 2:00am, both K and T are tired so we take a Baht Bus back to the hotel. K and I part ways, K wants to show me around to other Go-GoтАЩs tomorrow and I kind of enjoy the idea of having a friend in a place so foreign to me. I tell K I will see him tomorrow and maybe we can go see more of Boyztown.
T and I make our way back up to my room. As soon as we get into the room I know I made a bad decision; T keeps saying he is tired тАУ too tired to do anything. I tell T I am tired tooтАж but more importantly horny. We shower and start to fool around in bed. I had made it very clear when talking to T that I wanted to top him and was hoping this would go smoothly тАУ it did not. Every time I attempt to fuck T, T becomes an actor. тАЬOoh! Slow! Too big!тАЭ I have to laugh. I tell T, I am small, try to relax. T is not having it. After attempting to have sex for 30 minutes, I take off my condom with audible frustration and tell T тАЬLetтАЩs go to bedтАЭ.
тАЬYou no like me anymore?тАЭ No T, I like you, but I told you I wanted to fuck and thatтАЩs why I picked you. тАЬOk, ok, we fuck tomorrow morning.тАЭ
We both lie on our brick like bed. Lots of tossing and turning and by 6:00am, T is trying to get me hard. I once again attempt to have sex with T and T goes back to the dramatics. In fact, I had to stop myself from laughing because he would start to go тАЬOH! OH!тАЭ before my dick was anywhere near his ass. I give up! I tell T тАЬsamoke meтАЭ. T gives a half-hearted attempt, stopping every minute or so to perform fellatio on me like he was trying to suck juice out of a juice box. It is not pleasant. I tell T he has to go up and down, not just suck. T does not care. I tell T I am done, T keeps trying but I tell him I am tired. T gets up and tells me тАЬI go now?тАЭ тАЬYes, you go nowтАЭ тАУ at least IтАЩll have the brick bed to myself to stretch out and try to sleep. I give T his agreed upon amount, nothing extra as I got the short end of the stick, literally.
T leaves my room happily and wants to see me again. I could understand why he would want to see me again; I bought many drinks and let him do his own thing, I was a very easy customer. I make a promise to myself that next time I go out, I make it very, very, VERY clear what I want to do, and confirm multiple times thatтАЩs what I want to do. I also have to remind myself to tell the guy I choose that if he does not bottom, he gets less than agreed because I am here to fuck (sorry to be vulgar).
Day Two (Morning)
I end up not sleeping much after T leaves. I toss and turn trying to find a comfortable spot. At 9:00am, I decide IтАЩve had enough and go downstairs to see if I can upgrade my room to something more comfortable. Reception gives me some bad news; тАЬAll beds sameтАЭ. I was really hoping they were saving the comfortable beds for the nicer roomsтАж
I go back to my room to find a place to have breakfast. I search TripAdvisor and find a place IтАЩd like to try: The Coffee Club. It is very near me, at least on the map. I decide I would love to have something American for breakfast. I shower and get dressed. Once outside, I attempt to find The Coffee Club. I end up going around the block 2.5x before I give up on finding it. It looks like it should be thereтАж but I cannot find it! I do not want to try to find someone who knows where it is, so I settle on a place on Beach Road near Walking Street called The Kitchen. I have an American breakfast with 2 American coffeeтАЩs and enjoy the scenery. I read my news on my mobile and enjoy no Aircon. An aside about Aircon тАУ Americans are in love with it, so much so that it is unhealthy. I have to admit I love it too; when I go to bed, I love to crank up the air so I can sleep bundled up under the covers. I am happy when my body acclimates to the hotter weather and a nice breeze goes through the open air restaurant.
I end up leaving around 11:30am and walk leisurely back to Le Caf├й Royale. I consider getting a foot massage, but I want a GOOD one, and I am hoping to search some places soon! On that note, please give me a recommendation if you know of one near the Boyztown area that I would (probably) not get lost trying to find. I end up going back to my room and decide to try to take another nap to prepare for this eveningтАЩs festivities.