Underwear does matter

I am just going round the corner. Oh! there is a toilet only 100m down the road. Never mind...."

Reminds me of an old hymn Auntie Pearl used to sing:
"Right in the corner, where you are!
Right in the corner, where you are!
If you take a physic and the toilet is too far:
Right in the corner, where you are!"
Lucky the Vicker was hard-of-hearing--And too bad that was all he was hard of: too bad for him, that is.