The prude-in-me comes out: Not having a computer while living here in Thailand, I rely on my local internet cafe (15 baht an hour for a very speedy connection) to access the WWWeb.
When I log into Sawatdee I am invariably confronted by a very large waving flesh-coloured (what else?) dildo in full turgid erection (what could be better in a dildo?).
This one in fact:
Now I don't give a damn whether anyone or his horse knows whether I'm gay . . . and I don't care whether anyone looking over my shoulder thinks ill of me (or thinks anything of me for that matter) for opening up a website named quite obviously Sawatdee GAY Thailand.
But I'm kind of wondering whether this excitable (& cut!!!) dildo waving it's bloated head and peehole in my face and at least my 2 next door neighbour's as well, isn't a bit of overkill in the pornography department. As I read the topics I'm hoping and praying that the blood-engorged butt plug morphs quickly into the more harmless and less obvious adds ... but it seems there is some kind of time limit on our Board's gigantic rubber prick's staying power which is in fact far greater than my own ability ("at my age") to maintain such a time-feat in real life. (and perhaps that's my real problem :blackeye: )
OK ... ya know I'm gay folks, or at least guessing I am, by the byline of the website I'm reading. But Mr Bill vibrating happily alongside the Forum Topic list might just make one feel that he should be wearing a long dirty raincoat with easy-open buttons and no underwear.
Could I be the only one feeling slightly uncomfortable at this massive opening page phallus (and as such, barking up the wrong protuburence), or are others quietly aghast at being possibly perceived as slimy porno-crawlers sitting beside 11-yr old Thai kids playing Hide The Monkey video games while doing double-take sideward glances at the dirty old man in the next seat?
Cheers ...