I am putting this theory out for correction.

I think that young men generally are straight, bisexual, or gay. But there seem to be two things which occur somewhat independently of that basic sexual orientation. I have come to think of them as neural circuits hardwired in the newborn: one of them is enjoying anal sex, and one of them is enjoying oral sex. In both cases, the people get sexually excited.

So, to spell it out, there may be a gazillion boys who have been "trained" to smoke you, and smoke you they will. But their jade whisks remain in a tender state. Similarly, other boys may have been "trained" to receive via the back door, but their jade whisks remain tender.

What I am talking about here is a guy who gets turned on by the act of smoking. That is, to spell it out: he may enter the bedding of pleasure with a limpish jade whisk, but once he wraps his lips around a rockish sort of jade whisk, his own jade whisk begins to emulate a rock, and demand attention. Similarly with those who enjoy the visitation by the back porch: if they REALLY enjoy it, you will know it from touching their personal representatives.

Now, the strange thing here is that these two hypothetical neural circuits apparently exist totally independent of the gay/straight orientation!!!

I will cite a few examples:

Example One was a boy from Adam's Apple who lived with a girl-friend, was VERY muscular and handsome, and also was a smoker whenever he was offed. The telltale symptom was that smoking made his jade-whisk grow very energetically! Put all those details in your pipe and smoke it! :-)

Example Two was a boy I heard about from a reliable source: when he was taken off, the thing he enjoyed most was watching the cow-porno while entertaining a male visitor at the back porch. (!) Apparently, both things were highly pleasing to this boy.

The third example (American) was an American pair of guys....their friendship had outlasted marriages, and every so often Straight Dude A would go down on Straight Dude B. They had been doing this for decades, and they were not "gay."

Well, the next time a boy smokes you, watch his jade whisk. If it grows, you may have something interesting going on! If it remains in its primordial wilted state, you will know you are dealing with a pro.