"I got as far as the Thai foodcourt experience and not being able to find a hamburger that was as good as the states. Typical Yank! "

How rude.

IтАЩm not sure there is a тАЬтАЬtypicalтАЭтАЭ Australian. If there were one I wonder if you would qualify. I think of Australians as being very considerate.

I certainly hope you can manage a more accommodating fa├зade when dealing with your American costumers.