Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

So come on then, own up. Are you due a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past, or will Mother Theresa herself be waiting for you at the pearly gates? Ever wondered just where you fit in the grand scale of things? How much do you generally cough up for a night of indulgence?

For arguments sake, we'll base the poll on a "long time", one off overnight stay with a boy. If you tend to give differing amounts depending on how hung over (or still drunk) you're feeling in the morning, just put the average amount you've given over time, but it'll only truly reveal how tight or generous you are, when compared to everyone else, if everyone's honest. It's anonymous anyway, so there's no need to lie. And don't reply with "Mind your own business" types of comments. If you really don't want to take part, then just don't. It's just a bit of fun.

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For arguments sake, we'll base the poll on a "long time", one off overnight stay with a boy

Count me out. I pay them to go home, not for the sex; I detest sleeping in the same bed with someone else

Whenever the topic of "how much to pay" comes up it always ends in a food fight. Maybe a blind poll is the best way to find out what people are really paying.
I look foward to watching the results as more posters check in.

[Smiles]

" ... It's just a bit of fun ... "

.... then presumably meant to accomplish nothing. Good, so the results will be essentially meaningless, if they were ever intended to be otherwise.
Just for the record, I voted and naturally lied like a two-bit whore. Kind of like the entry polls in Isaan during the latest Thai election, which apparently (foolishly) lead the coup Generals to believe the PPP were going down in flames.
They were all in fun as well.

Cheers ... :bom:

should we average out the freebies and paids combined lol?

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

can't abide sleeping the night with another person in the bed so gladly pay for them to actually leave and the amount varies but I err on the generous side.

Mind you..I've never had one object to not being forced to stay the night ! ( little do they realise of course Mrs O'Booze is awaiting in the closet to pounce)

Mrs O'Booze is awaiting in the closet

Is Mrs O'Booze still in the closet? I was under the impression that both of you had "come out"

Mrs O'Booze is awaiting in the closet

Is Mrs O'Booze still in the closet? I was under the impression that both of you had "come out"

Think Bates Motel and rocking chairs Homi

Think Bates Motel and rocking chairs Homi

I think this must refer to some element of popular American culture, which I resolutely ignore

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

she falls for it every time but I always lock the door. Although I did forget and leave her there for a week once. ( Bates Motel)

look who's back to torture us !:Thanpuying Sanitree :sad1: