So come on then, own up. Are you due a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past, or will Mother Theresa herself be waiting for you at the pearly gates? Ever wondered just where you fit in the grand scale of things? How much do you generally cough up for a night of indulgence?

For arguments sake, we'll base the poll on a "long time", one off overnight stay with a boy. If you tend to give differing amounts depending on how hung over (or still drunk) you're feeling in the morning, just put the average amount you've given over time, but it'll only truly reveal how tight or generous you are, when compared to everyone else, if everyone's honest. It's anonymous anyway, so there's no need to lie. And don't reply with "Mind your own business" types of comments. If you really don't want to take part, then just don't. It's just a bit of fun.