I want to live my next life backwards..............

You start out dead and get that out of the way

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday

Then you get kicked out for being to healthy

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension

Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day

You work 40 years until you are too young to work

You get ready for high school,drink alcohol,party and you are generally promiscuous

Then you go to primary school you become a kid,you play and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa like conditions,central heating,room service on tap.

Then you finish off as an orgasm.