news reaches me of a sensational new game sweeping the UK. I must put this on the agenda to be discussed at the South Pattaya Ex-Pats Carpet Bowls & Bingo Club committee meeting.

from:
http://www.popbitch.com

"Get ready to be Seagulled Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too cool for school these days you have to do the Seagull. In schools all over London, apparently, break-times are seeing boys running into the bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out and find a younger kid.... then slap them in the face while shouting "SEAGULL!" Try it in the office when you're bored"