Massage and the beach Nazis!

I have yet to find a real Chinese massage place in Pattaya, no erotic massage, just a good walk on the back, crack the neck, crack the back massage. This Thai massage whilst relaxing is not as good as Chinese Massage, my back must be walked on.

I thought the walking on the back thing is Japanese; maybe that's why you can find a Chinese who does it ... or maybe it's the climbing of that ... back?...
But never mind; since you never fail to remind us of how cheap you are, just lie down in a crosswalk; the one at Second & South Roads should do nicely--And all for Free*, if you don't mind the addition of tour-bus tread marks--But ... who could tell, anyway?

*Correction: Moto'cy taxi drivers will expect a tip: so, sweetie, if you hear a motorbike heading toward you ... stand up! Do!

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