What I have learned in 20+ years of visiting Thailand....

There are remedies for short term memory loss, I just can't remember any of them at the moment!

Yes, and didn't your mother tell you that masturbating is a cause of memory loss? :bounce:

What Cat previously wrote was:

similes have posted many times about his love affair with his hand

I'd like to to see that - "similes with one hand". Possibly this runs alongside George's "casting aversions" (which also involved Smiles - it must be his lucky day)

... a gratuitously offensive comment, based on nothing less than a fevered imagination

Nothing more, shurely?

You and your nemesis are dragging this board into the gutter.

Along with the well-known Cornucopia, perhaps?

Entertaining though this is, for those of us who like people getting very po-faced and making complete fools of themselves, could you liven it up by less name-calling and more inventive insults, Brad?

[Aunty]

You and your nemesis are dragging this board into the gutter.

Sorry, deary, but any board that has Beryl posting to it is already up to its neck in filth.

[TrongpaiExpat]

Cat, your a little strange but if you want to accuse anyone of chronic masturbation here are some Synonyms for Masturbation you can use in future posts.

Sorry, deary, but any board that has Beryl posting to it is already up to its neck in filth.

Aunty, dear, I think you're confusing your old, old Uncle Beryl with NorthStar.

NorthStar = FILTH = Failed In London Try Hong Kong

[lonelywombat]

Sorry, deary, but any board that has Beryl posting to it is already up to its neck in filth.

Aunty, dear, I think you're confusing your old, old Uncle Beryl with NorthStar.

NorthStar = FILTH = Failed In London Try Hong Kong

And if that fails hide in Chiang Rai