Farang house owner scammed

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......A couple of well-dressed guys approach an obvious tourist...(blah / blah / and lots more blah blah)...and ask if he has US dollars on him......

.....and he says no, and the quick / fruitless scam is over.......

...it must have been an honour to bring Lord Nelson breakfast on the morning of the battle of Trafalgar.

Up to that point, I thought you were refering to Columbus....'Had a cabin boy, he loved him like a brother--And every night, in the pale moonlight, they'd...____ & ____...each other.'
(Sorry, I don't know some of the words; my mommy still won't sing them to me when she rocks me to sleep--With real rocks.)

......A couple of well-dressed guys approach an obvious tourist...(blah / blah / and lots more blah blah)...and ask if he has US dollars on him......

.....and he says no, and the quick / fruitless scam is over.......

When someone asks me that I always say, "No. I was just about to ask if I could borrow some from you."