Convicted Australian marijuana possessor Schapelle Corby ("just because you've got big tits doesn't make you innocent" - Derryn Hinch) wants to stay in gaol in Bali, rather than eventually returning to Australia under a possible 'exchange' programme. The reason, according to her Mum? She's afraid of lesbian rape if she goes to Australian prison. Apparently, though, it's OK for the two half-brothers to spend time in Australian gaols. In my opinion the mother should be locked up for giving her children such improbable names, but I guess I'm just old-fashioned. (There is an episode of the Australian comedy Kath & Kim that I saw on a flight once. The daughter has been to the local hospital and chanced upon some "lovely" names for the new baby. "Enema" was one of them)
Originally Posted by Sydney Morning Herald