And we all know where you stared--About a meter below his face!Originally Posted by Pearl of the Orient
And you have eaten out on that old tail...tale...of yours for years!
One day I was wearing my (Navy Surplus) sailor suit, out cruis...walking...in Rome and saw a crowd--So I stopped to see what was going on. Two old men appeared on a balcony, the pope and another. So I asked a cute (Of course!), young Italian who had introduced himself as, Alfredo, "Who is that?"
He replied, "I don'a know that old'a fart in the pointed hat and funny gold hair-dresser's cape--But the other one is'a, Let'a Me Tell'a You!"
Well! The bit about the 'cape' gave him away--So off we went to my room. For hot Noodles Alfredo--And what's the best way to cool a hot noodle? (Guess.) :cheers: