Off topic posts from The Brink of War

[StevieWonders]

Any chance of you both staying even HALF on topic ffs - especially on a topic concerning possible war and people possibly dying. Or as the mods seem to have given up again perhaps just starting your own new thread if you really must.

I’ve slapped myself on my (limp) wrist already. However someone in another thread mentioned “matron” and I can’t begin to tell you how excited the very thought of matron made me https://www.the-matron.com/

Are you having delusions of “being arsenal”? The Mods usually act because some member, clutching her pearls, report an off topic or series of off topic posts via the Red Triangle system. I don’t believe they prowl the corridors of this Forum (like Matron prowling the dorm - you’ve set me off again). Of the Mods I see Mistress Jellybean the most sympathetic to your urgings, and the sun is up in the UK so perhaps you could try appealing to the Duty Mod’s finer feelings?

And now I see the Forum infant is urging YouTube on us again; the least surprising post discloses that the favourite newspaper of RWNJs everywhere has entered the lists https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/enter+the+lists courtesy of the Forum representative