The Android app I was using to edit photos claimed to reduce them below 800 pixels, but still left file sizes of over 5MB whilst also showing sub 800 pixel size, which cannot be right. I'm now trying a different photo editor.
The most amusing part of the show was when they were twirling one of those flaming sticks around and a piece flew off and was burning away under someone's table until the ice bucket was used to extinguish it.