Originally Posted by
arsenal
"I luv how so many rules and changes make zero sense, at least to me, and end up on my "I Don't Get It" list."
A list that now runs to four volumes and could be turned into a miniseries by HBO.
THE LIST....the epic saga of one man's bemusement about everything.
Starring.
John Goodman as Gaybutton...the all powerful gayboard mogul.
Tony Sirico as MFAS...Gaybutton's arch nemesis and purveyor of doom.
Gerard Depardieu as Francois...the meatloaf baron of olde worlde Sunee.
Steve Martin as Dodger...the freewheelin hipster narrator.
Morgan Freeman as Moses...the tekky lord of the gayboard land.
Toby Jones as Michael...the ever genial host par excellence of Conner Bar.
Robbie Coltrane as Jellybean...the gentle voice of reason in.the shark tank.
Barry Humphries as a447...the wealthy Australian playboy.
Colm Meaney as NIrish...the avuncular world traveller.
And introducing Asa Butterfield as arsenal...the handsome young man-about-town.