Training video..?

Back in the early 1980's, before the days of fax machines, mobile phones - and speed humps.. I ran a little courier business.

There were a surprisingly large number of printers, publishers and graphic arts companies in the area where I lived, and many of their clients were in London - about an hour's drive away.

Every morning I loaded up proofs, plates, artwork, boxes of stationary, blunt guillotine blades - all the paraphernalia of the trade - and headed into town, always aiming to get back before the evening rush hour.

Then one day I got a job to go to Wellington Rd in Stamford Hill - the home of George Harrison-Marks. Through George I got to know all the porn barons in London, and I soon found myself trusted to deliver all sorts of exotic items around the capital - including suitcases of cash..

It was enormous fun - all the players in the trade were slightly eccentric, and the photoshoots were delightfully matter-of-fact..

..getting paid was always a struggle mind, but they could be hugely generous when they were flush..

I digress..

I was musing about a certain paradox - why are girls so much better at giving BJ's than boys? You'd think that with the benefit of knowing what it feels like, your average bar boy would have the girls licked (not literally, mind..)

I can only assume that the girls talk to each other about technique, and for them of course the quicker they can bring a guy off, the quicker they can get paid and look for the next customer, which is less often the case with boys.

So my thoughts turned to the need for training - how to keep your teeth out of the way, how to make best use of lips and tongue - and the importance of not backing off as your client ejaculates.

And then my thoughts went back to my wild old days in London, and I thought - 'that would make a bloody good theme for a skin-flick'

Properly scripted and cast, but filmed to look like a fly-on-the-wall documentary: "Bar boy training" perhaps..

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[Marsilius]

The Bel Ami porn company has produced at least 11 DVDs on that theme in a series called "Personal Trainers" and I think other companies have done similar things too. But something with a specifically Thai slant might be fun...!

[Beachlover]

why are girls so much better at giving BJ's than boys?

I'm curious. Where do you get that idea from? I've had blowjobs from guys and chicks and the guys were definitely better...

the importance of not backing off as your client ejaculates.

Oh brilliant! Yes... It's vitally important that your young 20-year old boy prostitute not fail to swallow the cum of his decrepit 60 year old customer.
Holy F*** $!@!(*)$&!?@*@#!* :drv:

[Brisboy82]

Straight guys have told me that males are a he'll of a lot better at giving blowjobs than females and that females are terrible at it. And they say that is why they engage the services of ladyboys if they want a decent blowjob.

[Dick]

The Bel Ami porn company has produced at least 11 DVDs on that theme in a series called "Personal Trainers" and I think other companies have done similar things too. But something with a specifically Thai slant might be fun...!

Oh dear! I was about to offer my services as a willing participant (unpaid) in the auditions.

[dab69]

as a fluffer?


dunno what it's worth, but the guy who
gave the most exciting head had TWO copies of
the Marquis de Sade book
4 times in a row without letup
light biting scratching spanking

unfortunately he had the ugliest
member I had ever seen-
no glans

[netrix]

why are girls so much better at giving BJ's than boys?

yep i agree with beachlover and brisboy. the idea that girls suck better than guys
is absolutely false. ask any of the straight guys i've sucked.

seriously, i've had straight girl friends ask ME to teach THEM how to give head!!
here's a thought...if your 19 year old barboy is a little less than enthusiastic when
you make him slob on your knob, maybe it's because he's straight, and probably
a little sickened by the thought of being forced to put that old nasty wrinkly thing
in his mouth.

Well, I've indulged myself with BJs from a good many boys and girls, plus the odd LB..

..maybe I've been unlucky, or maybe its a matter of style, but although I prefer to look down and and see a cute guy giving me good service, rather than a young lady, I can't think of an occasion when I've been so impressed as to look a guy up for an encore.

The LB's seem much more proactive on the oral front, but they always seem to have a bit of an attitude problem - mixed up guys..

With regard to CIM - if someone agrees to go short time with a guy for the purpose of giving a BJ, it doesn't matter how old, fat or ugly the client is - CIM is the default option, and if he, she (or it..) doesn't like doing CIM, they need to make that clear before closing the deal.

Whether they spit or swallow afterwards is of little consequence, but backing off at the critical moment pisses me off..

[RichLB]

It seems to me that women suck dick as a preliminary to what they see as the main event. We guys do it because we love doing it. Hence, guys give better head.

[neoncrusade]

Best BJ I ever had was by a guy over Hampstead Heath in London many years ago...fine place for a troll in the sun. The guy turned out to be a drag artiste (out dressed as an ordinary but rather handsome guy). I told him afterwards that it was the best BJ ever, and he said he got many repeat requests and even gave me his calling card!
I asked him what his best BJ had been. He said he had been cruising around some cemetary in South London (can't remember the name) and he saw this male bearded nun in full reaglia walking towards him. As he got near, the beardy nun raised his habit to reveal his dangly bits. To cut a long story short, he said the BJ from the nun was so good he thought his legs were going to explode when he came!
Where are all these beardy nuns when you need one?!