Will you tell us what other handles you have posted under? You seem to know a lot about the history of posters for someone who only registered nine months ago!
Perhaps we should have our version of the Truth and Reconcliation Commisission whereby everyone comes clean and we can go back to posting, and reading, about the more important things in life.
I'll start it off. I used to post as Charles, and then about 15 or 20 years ago we all had to re-register for some reason and needed to choose a different handle. Clearly I could have chosen something imaginative like Charles 2, but for some reason I went completely over the top(possibly pissed), but have nevertheless stuck with this name ever since.