Which hotel would you choose?

[arsenal]

The situation. You have to spend 2 weeks in quarantine. So which hotel would you choose? It doesn'thave to be in Thailand, it can be any hotel in any country. And why that particular hotel? Just a thread to break up the endless vaccine, death, covid threads and for a brief while allow minds to go somewhere more pleasant.

[StevieWonders]

I’m game. I’m a Lifetime Platinum member of one particular hotel chain so I’d expect as is my right and due a room upgrade to “best available” which would almost certainly be a suite. I’d also expect the complimentary breakfast every day and since I’m in quarantine it would have to be off the a la carte menu. My status would certainly get me free wifi. My preference would be for a room with a balcony so it’s maybe going to be a resort hotel rather than a CBD one although...

And lastly a room with a view. My decision? Pier One. Sydney Harbour, Autograph Collection - https://www.pieronesydneyharbour.com.au/

[arsenal]

Looks fantastic. I'm still thinking. It basically comes down to the view you want.

[cdnmatt]

Does said hotel allow a cute 20 year old to quarantine with me for a price? If so, I'm in!

Room with a jacuzzi with lots of soap for bubble baths. Separate living room with desk and sofa, balcony, a fully equipped kitchen, surround sound stereo with speakers mounted around in the corners of all rooms, and good wifi. Maybe rent a Playstation or something for the cute guy as well.

Oh, and one of those little food elevators they used in the olden days. We could just call room service, let them know whatever we want even if it's just some beer or something from the store, and they send it up in the little elevator chute. I want that elevator thing right inside the room, so we can just order, and a few minutes later it's sitting there in the wall waiting for us.

I could do two weeks with that. Order up some groceries and booze, it shows up in the chute, cook an excellent dinner of filet mignon or whatever, followed by a nice bubble bath with a cute 20 year old who's constantly bored and horny due to being stuck in quarantine.

Fuck yeah, sign me up.

[StevieWonders]

The OP required you to name a hotel Matt.

[arsenal]

Yes. It's choosing an actual hotel and why. Yes, you can quarantine with your great aunt if you want to.

[arsenal]

I'd choose The Amankila Resort on Bali. An infinity pool suite with a view of the ocean. Something to do and something to watch plus surrounded by jungles so maybe a monkey will show up and keep me company.

https://www.aman.com/resorts/amankila

[francois]

Hotel California.

[Zebedee]

Thanks arsenal, a very welcome thread that has given me relief from this never ending nightmare of gloom and doom that is this plague sucking the life out of humanity. Ive had a look at your choice of hotel in Bali as well,the peace of mind and just contentment is palpable.
I want my old life back....so much!

[bkkguy]

Hotel California.

planning on a long quarantine?

"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "