Due to the rainy weather I ordered a takeout from blued. And true to my expectations, who showed up was not exactly as advertised. Noticeably pouffier than the photo and with cocaine (he told me) induced skin blemishes.

I decided to keep him despite the obvious flaws and lack of sexual chemistry between us. I'm glad I did. He smoked long and nice as well as being pleasant company. Therefore I paid him the agreed amount and dropped him back home afterwards.

However my belief that the apps are to the bars what Babycham is to Bollinger is firmly reinforced.

NB. He was from Burma so that's another country I can add to the list of those I've had boys from. And he's just sent me a lovely thank you note.