Learning the local language and an "intellectual debate"

[cdnmatt]

Actually you inhabit an Anglophone ghetto, you just fail to recognise it as such - it's called the Internet

You're not very good at come backs, sir.

I'm pretty sure I'm better at this than you. Or did you maybe want to try again?

[frequent]

Or did you maybe want to try again?

No, I'm pretty much filled my quota of dealing with third-rate minds for today

[cdnmatt]

No, I'm pretty much filled my quota of dealing with third-rate minds for today

Excuse me, but you're the one who started a thread about Squatty Potty, and now you're just too god damn intellectual to talk to us mere plebs? Is that right?

Well, let's get into something more interesting than your original topic starter of how we position ourselves when we take a shit.

What's your take on string theory or the various theories out there regarding paralell universies? Or if you want something more recent, the war in Yemen and the cholera outbreak there seem to be making the rounds in the news, eh? Or how about the 85 investigations Democrats plan to open Jan 20th once they take control of the house again? That should make for quite a shit show, don't you think?

[frequent]

I don’t think of you as a pleb Matt. Look at your life.

You followed your first “husband” to some European hell-hole where you settled down with him, followed the immigration laws, paid taxes and of course learned the local language

Then you arrived in Thailand where you settled down, followed the immigration laws, paid taxes, met “husband” number two (without divorcing #1) and of course learned the local language

Having been so so unjustly thrown out of Thailand you’re going to Laos to settle down with “husband” #3, where you will follow the immigration laws, pay taxes and of course learn the local language

So what’s that? Four languages so far? And all those taxes you contribute. So admirable

[cdnmatt]

Now you're just not making any sense. Lay off the drugs, freaqy.

[frequent]

Now you're just not making any sense. Lay off the drugs, freaqy.

Which section is untrue? You’re surely not going to shatter my illusions? You haven’t learned the local language everywhere you have lived? You don’t pay taxes?

[cdnmatt]

What are you talking about? I learned all the Hungarian I needed.... "nem baesalik madjrahoul" = "I don't speak Hungarian". Good enough.

[cdnmatt]

Ok, then since you are oh so more intelligent than the rest of us, can you please transcribe the Thai version of "I don't speak Thai"?

[Nirish guy]

@NIrish and @arsenal -- Would you two love birds get a room already?

@CDNMatt and @Freekyl -- Would you two love birds get a room already? ( touché Matt )

[scottish-guy]

It's heartening to see that the imaginary sex couplings of Nirish & Arsenal and Matt & Frequent continue the great Thailand sex tourism tradition of one partner being on average 30 years older than the other.