No, I'm pretty sure I have the upper hand on this one.

What a sad life you must lead, if you do indeed live in Bangkok. Can't even leave the confines of your little farang ghetto, because if you did, you'd be totally lost. Whereas at least with me, you could drop me off in any small Thai village, and I'd be able to find my way around no problem, and I'm blind.

I thought being blind was quite isolating, but the life you made for yourself must be really isolating.